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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

King of the Green X-Box Golf Tournament

Men, get your thumbs ready! Are you man enough to compete against all of your friends, to play X-Box while your girlfriend glares at you, to bring home the trophy and bragging rights? If you think you've got what it takes, then enter yourself in the Innaugural King of the Green Golf Tournament!

Firm details are still being ironed-out by the Tournament Chair, Ian DeWolfe, but here is the pertinent information:

Who: If you've got male genitalia, you've got the right to play.
What: Golf tournament played on X-Box 360.
When: While the girls make sashes, primp and get mentally prepared.
Where: Ian and Jodi's living room.
Why: The men need something to get excited about too.
How: It's a guy thing, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Further details will follow. Any questions or comments regarding the Tournament should be left in the comment box below. They will be answered promptly by the Tournament Chair of the Festival.

2 Comments:

  • At May 29, 2006 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Much like when I played 360 boxing for the first time, I feel badly handicapped by the fact that Ian has undoubtedly logged hundreds of hours practicing while I have not played ONCE. But, in a further parallel to the boxing situation, I'll bet that my general resourcefulness when it comes to gaming, in addition to my elevated levels of intimidating good looks, intelligence and shit-talking ability, will likely compensate for any deficiency not actually playing the game at least once might bring. If, unlike last time, Ian actually shows me ALL of the controls, then I'll most likely smoke his ass. Looking forward to it!
    -Nij

     
  • At May 29, 2006 8:17 PM, Blogger Kate said…

    And the shit talk begins!

     

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