Calgary Apple Blossom Festival

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

5th Annual Calgary Apple Blossom Festival

Can you believe we've made it to 5 years? Since we've reached such a significant milestone lets make it the most special Apple Blossom yet! Here is the schedule of events:

King of the Green Xbox tournament: Starting whenever they feel like coming together in Ian and Jodi's living room, the men will give it their all in a testosterone-filled battle to claim the title "King of the Green." The winner receives a spectacular trophy and the honour of crowing the new Queen Annapolisa.

Preparation: While the men occupy themselves with Xbox the women will prepare themselves for the Pageant. Please bring your existing sash if available, otherwise this time can be used to make your new sash.

Coronation of the King: The out-going Queen Annapolisa will crown this years King of the Green

Queen Annapolisa Pageant Begins: The princesses will introduce themselves and state why their greatest ambition in life is to become Queen Annapolisa

Mental Aptitude Session: While still somewhat sober the princesses will be quizzed on all things wonderful about apples and the Annapolis Valley. Correct answers will be rewarded with shots of Growers Apple Cider, and if the princess is particularly lucky, perhaps a straddle-shot.

Intermission/Preparation: This is an opportunity for preparation for both the judges and the princesses. The princesses will adjourn to the dressing room to make themselves fabulous for the Evening Gown portion of the Pageant while the judges can prepare: 1) the questions for the Personality Session, and 2) themselves for the fabulousness of the princesses.

Evening Gown Competition: Not only will the princesses be vying for the title Queen Annapolisa, but the Gown of Unparalleled Hideousness title is also up for grabs. This is an opportunity for the princesses to show their grace, charm and fashion sense with the most spectacularly ugly evening gown they can find. Choose well ladies, you may have an opportunity to show off these gowns on subsequent occassions.

Personality Session: The judges will use this opportunity to delve into the real personality of the princesses. A series of questions will be asked of each candidate, the way in which she answers will determine her suitability for the title of Queen Annapolisa. Also up for grabs in this competition is the Miss Slutiality title, and the pink feather boa that accompanies it.

Deliberation: The judges will do whatever it is they do to determine this year's winner.

Coronation of the Queen: The title, crown and sceptre will be bestowed upon the princess deemed to be the most deserving of Queen Annapolisa 2007.

Adoration of Royalty: The rest of the evening will be an opportunity to bask in the glow of their magnificence.

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